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You’re not brainwashed—you’re just highly receptive. This vintage-inspired tee features a robot with an old-school test pattern TV for a head, perfectly capturing that weird zone between late-stage capitalism, media saturation, and nostalgic sci-fi. Whether you're doomscrolling or just waiting for the signal to cut, you're already tuned in.
Classic 1950s robot design with analog television screen and color bars
Ideal for retro-futurists, TV junkies, and anyone who's emotionally buffering
A subtle nod to broadcast culture, conformity, and the static inside your soul
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in sizes S to 4XL
You may not know what you’re watching—but it’s definitely watching you.