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“Sofa King Tired” Retro Sea Creature T-Shirt – Vintage Sea-Monkey Style Exhaustion Parody Tee
$32.00
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Flexible returns
If you’ve ever felt like a washed-up aquarium mascot with one brain cell left and zero motivation, this shirt gets you. Channeling the wild charm of old-school comic book sea monkey ads, this tee stars a droopy-eyed aquatic mutant slumped next to his fishbowl kingdom—under the gloriously punny title: “SOFA KING TIRED.”
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Features a 1970s-style halftoned sea creature with bold, distressed comic lettering
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A tribute to vintage comic ads, offbeat humor, and aquatic ennui
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Perfect for burnout victims, nap enthusiasts, and pun connoisseurs
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Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
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Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
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Available in S to 4XL
Because you don’t just feel tired—you feel sofa king tired.