“Richard Cranium!” T-Shirt – Retro Insult Tee with Vintage Sarcastic Design

For when you want to call someone a dick—but, you know, cleverly. The “Richard Cranium!” t-shirt delivers a classic insult in the most wholesome mid-century packaging imaginable. Featuring a cheerful vintage woman pointing straight at your favorite dumbass, this tee is bold, blunt, and begging to be worn in awkward company.

• Clean retro artwork with a smirking 1950s-style twist

• Classic red block lettering for maximum emphasis

• Ideal for passive-aggressive coworkers, holiday dinners, or anyone named Richard

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

Sometimes the best burns are vintage.