“Pandanoia” T-Shirt – Trippy Paranoid Panda Graphic Tee with Retro Psychedelic Style

Overthinking everything? Sweating the small stuff? Just trying to function in modern society? Same. The “Pandanoia” t-shirt features a distressed panda in full existential crisis mode, rocking spiral glasses, a bowtie, and a thousand-yard stare. It's weird, wired, and way too relatable.

• Bold vintage-style illustration with heavy textures and gritty detail

• Hypnotic spiral glasses and anxiety-induced lightning bolts

• Perfect for the anxious, the overcaffeinated, and the mentally spiraling

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit 

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

If you've ever had an out-of-body experience during a Zoom call or spiraled in line at a coffee shop—this one's for you.