Obedient Skeleton Office Drone T-Shirt – Dead Inside with a Side of Compliance

Chained to the desk. Sipping the same old brew. Slowly decomposing in fluorescent light. This shirt says what your body already knows: obedience is a slow death.

Featuring a skeletal office worker slumped in submission, with “OBEDIENT” stamped above in distressed lettering, this one’s for the 9-to-5 survivors still clocking in out of habit.

• Bleak corporate humor meets vintage comic-book dread

• For cubicle dwellers, reluctant rule followers, and caffeine-dependent ghosts

• Soft cotton, screen-printed decay, and gloriously dark vibes

• Unisex fit in sizes S–4XL

• Made-to-order = no waste, just existential truth

• Machine washable, because you’ve already sold your soul

Perfect for work. Or what’s left of it.