“Midlife Crisis on Infinite Earths” T-Shirt – Comic Book Parody Tee for Multiversal Burnout

What if every version of you across the multiverse was equally tired, disappointed, and stuck in a dead-end job? The “Midlife Crisis on Infinite Earths” t-shirt mashes up comic book drama with soul-crushing realism. A parody of the iconic DC crossover, this shirt features the same exhausted man across multiple dimensions—proof that even your alternate selves peaked in 2007.

• Bold comic-style layout with multicolored pop art misery

• Perfect for comic fans, midlife wrecks, and existential collectors

• A multiversal meltdown disguised as retro geekwear

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

No matter the timeline, it’s always the same story: knees hurt, dreams deferred, Wi-Fi spotty.