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“Languor!” T-Shirt – Retro Monster Tee for the Emotionally Drained and Barely Awake
$32.00
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Flexible returns
Meet your new mascot for burnout and sluggish existential dread. The “Languor!” t-shirt stars a bewildered swamp creature who perfectly captures that sluggish, soul-weary vibe. Languor means a state of fatigue, inertia, and general emotional swampiness—basically, your mood every weekday at 3PM.
Vintage-style monster illustration with halftone texture and big tired energy
“Languor” = fancy word for being too mentally and physically drained to care
Perfect for introverts, overworked cryptids, and those who wave slowly at emails
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in S to 4XL
You don’t need caffeine. You need this shirt.