I Have Pulled Out Of The America 250 Concert T-Shirt
I Have Pulled Out Of The America 250 Concert T-Shirt
Don't forget to pull out. America is counting on you.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a muted, vintage look and softer hand
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched edges for durability
- Sizes S–4XL
Washing Instructions
How to Not Destroy Your New Favorite Shirt
Wash cold. Hot water is where good shirts go to make bad decisions.
Turn it inside out before washing. Protect the graphic. It has suffered enough.
Use gentle detergent. This garment-dyed cotton is soft, broken-in, and emotionally fragile.
Wash separately the first time. It may bleed a little, because apparently even shirts have issues.
Skip bleach and harsh detergents unless your goal is “sad faded rag.”
Do not use fabric softener. It can mess with the texture, and this shirt already has enough problems.
Drying Instructions
Air dry if you have patience and a functional sense of responsibility.
Tumble dry low if you are using a dryer. High heat shrinks shirts and dreams.
Remove promptly when dry unless you enjoy looking like you slept in a laundry basket.
Ironing
Do not iron directly on the graphic. Turn the shirt inside out or use a pressing cloth.
The design is the whole point. Do not flatten it into oblivion.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
Free shipping on orders over $50 because we respect reckless commitment.
Orders ship within 7 days. We are not Amazon. Nobody here is sprinting through a warehouse with a barcode scanner and a dead look in their eyes.
Once your order leaves our hands, USPS takes over and begins its ancient ritual. Most orders arrive in 2 to 5 days after shipping. Track it obsessively or forget it exists until it shows up. Both are valid coping mechanisms.
Returns
The “Something Went Wrong” Policy
We want you to love your clothing. Not in a weird corporate “your satisfaction matters to us” way. In a normal human way.
If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we will make it right. That one is on us.
Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no interrogation.
You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
The item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.
Email us at failure@failureforce.com. Actual humans respond.
We are not a faceless mega-corporation pretending to care while a chatbot named Brenda ruins your afternoon. If something is wrong, reach out and we will handle it like adults trapped in a collapsing system.
Policy subject to change, but we will keep it reasonable.