“I, For One, Welcome Our New AI Overlords” T-Shirt – Retro Robot Panic Graphic Tee

The singularity is here—and it’s awkward. This “I, For One, Welcome Our New AI Overlords” t-shirt captures the perfect blend of fear, submission, and vintage sci-fi charm. With its distressed, ink-heavy design and nervously sweating office drone embracing his robotic master, it’s equal parts satire and prophecy.

• Gritty retro illustration with classic pulp comic energy

• Hilariously bleak take on our inevitable tech overlords

• Great for programmers, doomscrollers, and fans of ironic obedience

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

It’s the end of the world. Might as well look good in the merch.