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Drop a divine dad joke with this heavenly fish pun design. Featuring a classic clip-art style carp with a halo and the blessedly bad pun “HOLY CARP,” this tee is for those who believe in the sacred power of sarcasm and sea life.
Perfect for pun lovers, fishermen, and Sunday sinners
Features vintage halftone distressing for that old-school comic vibe
A holy grail-level conversation starter
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in S to 4XL
Praise be to bad jokes. Let the congregation say: "Carp-men."