Held in the Grip of Futility! Retro Comic Tee – Vintage Robot Despair Shirt

Introducing the very first issue of Failure Force—and it’s already not going well. This shirt features a classic 1950s-style comic cover where a dead-eyed robot literally squeezes the life out of a despairing businessman. Whether you’re over it, under it, or just tired of pretending, this is the shirt for you.

• Distressed vintage comic illustration featuring a robot and existential collapse

• Perfect for fans of retro sci-fi, mid-century art, and workplace malaise

• Makes a great gift for office drones, comic nerds, or your burnout bestie

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

Because sometimes the only thing holding you together… is the futility itself.