Sometimes you just gotta go—even during an alien invasion. This retro-styled comic tee features a defeated space bulldog relieving himself on a hydrant amidst the burning ruins of civilization. A salute to cosmic absurdity, bodily honesty, and the universal truth of having zero control.
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Features a sad astronaut bulldog, UFO attack, and unbothered urination
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Ideal for fans of vintage sci-fi, dystopian humor, and bathroom realism
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Great gift for space nerds, dog lovers, or anyone who’s had “one of those days”
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Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
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Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
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Available in S to 4XL
Because space is cold, life is weird, and sometimes the suit just stays on.