“Failure Force” Roman Bulldog T-Shirt – Grumpy Mascot with Galactic Gladiator Swagger

March into your day like a disgruntled space centurion with this “Failure Force” tee. Featuring the brand’s bulldog mascot decked out in Roman armor and brimming with righteous indignation, this design blends vintage cartoon grit with dystopian satire. The only thing this warrior protects is your right to give up—stylishly.

• Features a distressed, halftoned Roman bulldog in helmet and tunic with full comic attitude

• Perfect for burnout champions, resistance mascots, or anyone who leads with low expectations

• Pairs well with sarcasm, skepticism, and a general disdain for productivity

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

Because in this empire, failure isn’t just an option—it’s the uniform.