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Meet the world’s least effective team of anti-heroes. This comic panel-style tee showcases four founding members of FAILURE FORCE: The Bureaucrat, The Ooze, Mothman Jones, and Blank. Each comes with their own catchphrase (or lack thereof), dripping in existential dread and unearned confidence. It’s like Justice League—but laid off.
Features vintage comic art with halftones, dead eyes, and even deader morale
Ideal for burned-out workers, cryptid lovers, and fans of tragic backstories
The ultimate character sheet for anyone failing spectacularly
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in S to 4XL
Because not every hero wears a cape—some file Form Z-32-b... in triplicate.