“FAILURE FORCE Character Roster” Comic Panel T-Shirt – Retro Superhero Parody for Bureaucratic Burnouts and Midnight Mothmen

Meet the world’s least effective team of anti-heroes. This comic panel-style tee showcases four founding members of FAILURE FORCE: The Bureaucrat, The Ooze, Mothman Jones, and Blank. Each comes with their own catchphrase (or lack thereof), dripping in existential dread and unearned confidence. It’s like Justice League—but laid off.

• Features vintage comic art with halftones, dead eyes, and even deader morale

• Ideal for burned-out workers, cryptid lovers, and fans of tragic backstories

• The ultimate character sheet for anyone failing spectacularly

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

Because not every hero wears a cape—some file Form Z-32-b... in triplicate.