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“Everything Is Fine” Retro TV T-Shirt – Ironic Comfort for the Chronically Online
$32.00
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Broadcasting denial in full vintage glory. This retro-style tee features an old-school television screen calmly declaring “EVERYTHING IS FINE,” which is exactly what you say when absolutely nothing is. The perfect uniform for anyone who greets the apocalypse with a deadpan smile and a thumbs-up.
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Distressed illustration of a vintage TV screen with bold, ironic message
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Great for fans of dark humor, doomscrolling, and cognitive dissonance
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A wearable nod to modern chaos, served with 1950s optimism
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Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
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Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
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Available in S to 4XL
Because pretending everything’s fine is cheaper than therapy.