“Everything Is Fine” Retro TV T-Shirt – Ironic Comfort for the Chronically Online

Broadcasting denial in full vintage glory. This retro-style tee features an old-school television screen calmly declaring “EVERYTHING IS FINE,” which is exactly what you say when absolutely nothing is. The perfect uniform for anyone who greets the apocalypse with a deadpan smile and a thumbs-up.

• Distressed illustration of a vintage TV screen with bold, ironic message

• Great for fans of dark humor, doomscrolling, and cognitive dissonance

• A wearable nod to modern chaos, served with 1950s optimism

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

Because pretending everything’s fine is cheaper than therapy.