Everything Is Fine Retro Robot Comic Tee – Dystopian Humor Shirt

Straight from the cover of a lost 1950s pulp comic, this shirt features a red-eyed robot with a gun, a panicked woman, and a sign that reads “EVERYTHING IS FINE.” You know… totally normal. Equal parts Cold War paranoia and modern meltdown, this tee is for anyone who manages their anxiety with sarcasm and vintage flair.

• Features a distressed comic-style robot and retro typography straight out of a government propaganda PSA

• Ideal for lovers of pulp fiction, dystopian humor, and emotionally repressed sarcasm

• Perfect gift for coworkers, doomscrollers, and your one friend who says “lol” while spiraling

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

Because the TV says we’re fine, and that’s all the reassurance you’re getting.