“Don’t Yuck My Yum” Robot Romance T-Shirt – Weird, Proud, and Unapologetically Kinky

Love what you love—even if it’s a chrome-plated, rocket-boobed android. This vintage-style comic tee from the Failure Force series features the rallying cry for niche pleasures everywhere: “DON’T YUCK MY YUM.” Whether you're defending your AI crush or just into extremely specific fandoms, this shirt’s for the proudly misunderstood.

• Features a distressed pulp-inspired illustration of man-meets-machine awkwardness

• For kink defenders, fandom freaks, robot lovers, and anyone tired of judgment

• Part satire, part sincere—like all the best relationships

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in S to 4XL

Because your weird is valid—and we’re into it.