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Nothing says “I’m keeping it together” like a literal fan for a head. This vintage-inspired tee features a distressed illustration of a humanoid robot with an old-school electric fan where its brain should be—because let’s face it, you’ve got no thoughts, just airflow.
Vintage-style android with a fan head and bold “COOL” text
Perfect for retro futurists, comic geeks, and people who’ve given up on overheating
The kind of cool you can wear—even if your ideas aren’t
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in sizes S to 4XL
Stay breezy, stay broken.