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The platypus already defies all logic, but this one also does your taxes, corrects your grammar, and probably judges your font choices. Meet the BRAINYPUS—a snarky mashup of brainiac energy and marsupial nonsense. Tie, pencil, pocket protector, thousand-yard stare—it’s all there.
Hand-drawn retro illustration of a highly skeptical duck-beaver
Perfect for introverts, AP students, bitter ex-academics, and tired geniuses
“Brainypus” pun guaranteed to cause at least one involuntary snort
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in sizes S to 4XL
Smart. Salty. Semi-aquatic.