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This isn’t your typical beachwear. Featuring a miserable lagoon creature who looks like he’s so over it, this tee captures the true spirit of introverted summer survival. “BEACH BUM” gets redefined with grimy charm and deadpan attitude—perfect for those who’d rather rot in the sun than party in it.
Features a vintage-style swamp monster illustration with distressed texture
Perfect for introverts, horror fans, cryptid lovers, and SPF 100 users
A summer shirt for anyone who hates summer
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in S to 4XL
Whether you're beach-adjacent or just emotionally underwater, this shirt gets you.