Always Coming Up Short – Retro Comic Horror Owl Tee

The world is on fire, the aliens have landed, and your shift just started. This vintage-style horror comic tee features a washed-up owl office worker brooding over a melted candle and a dead landline—because nothing says “end times” like waiting on hold. Styled like a forgotten pulp comic cover, this design oozes dread, sarcasm, and just enough bird-based burnout to keep it weird.

• Vintage distressed comic illustration with an apocalyptic bureaucratic twist

• Ideal for fans of retro horror, existential dread, and sad bird memes

• The perfect shirt for anyone who’s emotionally on hold with HR

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in sizes S to 4XL

Because sometimes rock bottom still puts you on hold.