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A Slow Death – Skeleton Sloth Gothic Horror Tee for the Existentially Exhausted
  • A Slow Death – Skeleton Sloth Gothic Horror Tee for the Existentially Exhausted
  • A Slow Death – Skeleton Sloth Gothic Horror Tee for the Existentially Exhausted
A Slow Death – Skeleton Sloth Gothic Horror Tee for the Existentially Exhausted

A Slow Death – Skeleton Sloth Gothic Horror Tee for the Existentially Exhausted

$32.00
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T-Shirt Size Chart:

Size Width (inches) Length (inches)
Small 18.25 26.5
Medium 20.25 28
Large 22 29.5
X-Large 24 30.75
2XL 26 31.5
3XL 27.5 32.5
4XL 29 33.5

 

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t’s not quick. It’s not painless. It’s just… inevitable. Featuring a skeletal sloth glowing eerily under a starless sky, this haunting design captures the exact mood of decaying in real time—emotionally, physically, and cosmically. Equal parts gothic nightmare and lazy-day mascot, this shirt is for anyone who’s been dying slowly… but make it aesthetic.

  • Retro horror illustration of a skeletal sloth in mid-decay

  • Ideal for sloth lovers, doom scrollers, and fans of pretty apathy

  • Pairs well with malaise, melancholia, and black coffee

  • Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

  • Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

  • Available in sizes S to 4XL

It’s not a sprint. It’s not even a crawl. It’s a vibe—and it’s terminal.

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