A Slow Death – Skeleton Sloth Gothic Horror Tee for the Existentially Exhausted
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t’s not quick. It’s not painless. It’s just… inevitable. Featuring a skeletal sloth glowing eerily under a starless sky, this haunting design captures the exact mood of decaying in real time—emotionally, physically, and cosmically. Equal parts gothic nightmare and lazy-day mascot, this shirt is for anyone who’s been dying slowly… but make it aesthetic.
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Retro horror illustration of a skeletal sloth in mid-decay
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Ideal for sloth lovers, doom scrollers, and fans of pretty apathy
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Pairs well with malaise, melancholia, and black coffee
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Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
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Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
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Available in sizes S to 4XL
It’s not a sprint. It’s not even a crawl. It’s a vibe—and it’s terminal.