Zombie Influencer T-Shirt – Undead Clout, Rotting Vibes, Eternal Reach

He’s decomposing. He’s engaging. He’s the INFLUENCER! you can’t scroll past. Featuring a wide-eyed, festering ghoul that looks fresh off a 30-day content sprint, this shirt skewers the thirstiest corners of the internet with perfectly decayed satire.

For content creators, hate-watchers, and anyone exhausted by algorithm-chasing zombies.

• Rotting pulp horror aesthetic with social decay commentary

• Text reads “INFLUENCER!” because subtlety is dead

• Unisex tee, vintage halftone vibes, and grotesquely on-brand for Failure Force

• Made-to-order. Soft feel. Horrifying reach.

• Sizes S–4XL

• Machine washable—because brain goo stains

Wear it and watch your follower count stay exactly the same