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System Failure Robot T-Shirt – Retro Glitchcore Shirt for Burnouts, Coders & Corporate Captives
$32.00
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This distressed design features a classic cartoon robot mid-meltdown, spitting out error logs and existential dread. Whether you're a programmer, office drone, or just alive in late-stage capitalism, "System Failure" is the mood, the mantra, and the wardrobe.
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Vintage-style robot spewing a literal breakdown
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Ideal for tech workers, introverts, or anyone who's done pretending it’s all under control
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Looks great at your next stand-up meeting or personal crisis
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Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
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Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
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Available in sizes S to 4XL
For when your operating system is anxiety and your only task is "just keep breathing."