System Failure Robot T-Shirt – Retro Glitchcore Shirt for Burnouts, Coders & Corporate Captives

This distressed design features a classic cartoon robot mid-meltdown, spitting out error logs and existential dread. Whether you're a programmer, office drone, or just alive in late-stage capitalism, "System Failure" is the mood, the mantra, and the wardrobe.

• Vintage-style robot spewing a literal breakdown

• Ideal for tech workers, introverts, or anyone who's done pretending it’s all under control

• Looks great at your next stand-up meeting or personal crisis

• Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit

• Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks

• Available in sizes S to 4XL

For when your operating system is anxiety and your only task is "just keep breathing."