{"product_id":"salty-af-t-shirt","title":"Salty AF T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative z-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-1 relative md:sticky md:top-(--sticky-padding-top)\" data-testid=\"writing-block-header-sticky-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative isolate flex w-full items-center justify-between gap-3 font-sans py-2.5 pe-3\" data-testid=\"writing-block-header-surface\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bg-token-bg-primary pointer-events-none absolute inset-0 -z-1 dark:bg-[#2a2a2a]\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-writing-block-fullscreen-header-surface=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:fb77c0fa-2a81-44fd-a3ad-47724c7ee045-4\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars 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