{"product_id":"humpty-dumpty-egg-t-shirt","title":"Humpty Dumpty Egg T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA completely useless fact becomes a full-blown 3 a.m. crisis. This one turns nursery-rhyme trivia into obsessive late-night brain noise, the kind of thought that arrives uninvited and refuses to leave until you’ve questioned everything.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":49154293891190,"sku":"32891807344375173733","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":49154293923958,"sku":"20314805615354143430","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49154293956726,"sku":"20006782354198145906","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Grey","offer_id":49154293989494,"sku":"11770636987682367993","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":49154294022262,"sku":"33196568573243357600","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":49154294055030,"sku":"28854896987345939132","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49154294087798,"sku":"28636512815709569770","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Grey","offer_id":49154294120566,"sku":"78526269242529175147","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":49154294153334,"sku":"60476653505592612187","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":49154294186102,"sku":"33530665751942628131","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49154294218870,"sku":"15652001212110782923","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Grey","offer_id":49154294251638,"sku":"33515969111625366759","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":49154294284406,"sku":"80058775532769085755","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49154294317174,"sku":"20571911895941284315","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49154294349942,"sku":"13903807843826058894","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Grey","offer_id":49154294382710,"sku":"13091251177211468878","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":49154294415478,"sku":"50011087245473011787","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49154294448246,"sku":"25915198259066431140","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49154294481014,"sku":"31217461458753592274","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Grey","offer_id":49154294513782,"sku":"77076585122263938073","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":49154294546550,"sku":"15832542378222585487","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Grey","offer_id":49154294579318,"sku":"22385877567110599635","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49154294612086,"sku":"22145462326352097376","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49154294644854,"sku":"16813891829962497272","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":49154294677622,"sku":"21013914954171885227","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Grey","offer_id":49154294710390,"sku":"33367145501303136102","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49154294743158,"sku":"15980635648192141546","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":49154294775926,"sku":"93856972421672004691","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/8842\/6102\/files\/white_0e9344e8-31f8-4938-8084-adea2880947c.jpg?v=1793034838","url":"https:\/\/failureforce.com\/products\/humpty-dumpty-egg-t-shirt","provider":"Failure Force","version":"1.0","type":"link"}