Government Experiments T-Shirt
Government Experiments T-Shirt
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Somewhere there's a clipboard with your name on it and a government employee pretending the results are normal. This conspiracy humor shirt is for anyone who suspects the control group escaped years ago.
Comfort Colors 1717
6.1 oz, 100% US ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Relaxed unisex fit. No side seams.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with mild detergent.
Wash separately the first time.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not bleach, use fabric softener, or iron the print.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping
$4.99 shipping. Free on orders $75+.
Printed to order. Most orders ship within 7 days. Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping. Tracking is emailed when your order ships.
Wrong size?
Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase and we’ll send you a new T-shirt in your requested size. No return needed.
Other returns
Request a return within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unused, with tags and original packaging.
Damaged or defective items qualify for a full refund. Contact us if you receive the wrong item.
Email failure@failureforce.com with your order number. For size replacements, include your requested size.