Gobble This T-Shirt
Gobble This T-Shirt
Wrong size? We’ll send a new tee.
No return needed. Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase.
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Holiday spirit has officially left the building. This pissed-off turkey has skipped gratitude entirely and gone straight to open hostility, making it a better fit for sarcastic dinners, dysfunctional families, and anyone who treats forced cheer like a personal challenge.
Comfort Colors 1717
6.1 oz, 100% US ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Relaxed unisex fit. No side seams.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with mild detergent.
Wash separately the first time.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not bleach, use fabric softener, or iron the print.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping
$4.99 shipping. Free on orders $75+.
Printed to order. Most orders ship within 7 days. Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping. Tracking is emailed when your order ships.
Wrong size?
Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase and we’ll send you a new T-shirt in your requested size. No return needed.
Other returns
Request a return within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unused, with tags and original packaging.
Damaged or defective items qualify for a full refund. Contact us if you receive the wrong item.
Email failure@failureforce.com with your order number. For size replacements, include your requested size.