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Eight arms, zero chill. This retro-style comic cover tee from the FAILURE FORCE series stars an anxious octopus doing his best while everything burns—literally. Between the urgent clipboard, incoming calls, and alien invasion, he’s barely holding it together. Just like you.
Features a vintage distressed illustration of a space-suited, multitasking cephalopod
Perfect for burned-out professionals, neurodivergent multitaskers, and reluctant overachievers
Makes a great gift for your most emotionally exhausted friend or officemate
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in S to 4XL
Because “doing your best” is a full-time job—and also somehow not enough.