Don't Read This Hoodie
Don't Read This Hoodie
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Nothing guarantees someone will read something faster than telling them not to. A skeleton in a sailor cap makes the warning feel even more useless, turning basic curiosity into a dumb little act of defiance. Simple, weird, and impossible not to read.
Lane Seven LS14001 Hoodie
Soft three-end fleece with a three-panel hood and kangaroo pocket. Regular unisex fit.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with mild detergent.
Wash separately the first time.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not bleach, use fabric softener, or iron the print.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping
$4.99 shipping. Free on orders $75+.
Printed to order. Most orders ship within 7 days. Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping. Tracking is emailed when your order ships.
Returns
Request a return within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unused, with tags and original packaging. Damaged or defective items qualify for a full refund. Contact us if you receive the wrong item.
Email failure@failureforce.com with your order number.