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Houston, we have… absolutely zero worries. This relaxed bulldog in a space suit floats through the void with cosmic chill vibes and zero intention of solving your problems. With vintage-style linework and a smug little smirk, this design is perfect for anyone whose life philosophy is “drift and let drift.”
Bold retro cartoon design featuring a bulldog astronaut floating through space
Great for space nerds, dog lovers, or anyone excelling at doing the bare minimum
A soft declaration that you are, in fact, unbothered
Super-soft, garment dyed fabric, unisex fit
Printed on demand with premium, eco-friendly inks
Available in sizes S to 4XL
Because sometimes the universe just needs you to chill.