Blow Me Bulldog Cartridge T-Shirt – Retro Gamer Rage Meets Vintage Sass

Insert rage. Try again. This blocky cartridge design features the Failure Force bulldog mascot staring straight into your soul with 8-bit disappointment. “BLOW ME” is printed below in distressed lettering—equal parts gamer humor and adult-level attitude.

• Classic cartridge outline + grumpy bulldog + snarky nostalgia

• Great for retro gaming nerds, digital dropouts, or anyone who’s ever muttered “why won’t this load”

• Vintage tones with worn print and halftone distress

• Printed on super-soft cotton with a relaxed unisex fit

• On-demand and eco-friendly—no rage quits here

• Sizes S–4XL, just like your game library

Blow the dust off your childhood trauma and wear it proud